We Kin Get Thin!

I did NOT do my workout this morning. It's a story that involves howling wild animals, barking dogs, motion sensor lights, and my inability to sleep through them.
So, the excuse is a crappy one - I was too tired. :-(

Ah well. I've got training tonight, so it's not like I will go without.

When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my side ab muscles (obliques?) are rock hard! Like, I can feel them through my layers o blubber! Excited, I ran for the tape measure ...
...
no dice.

Measurements are exactly the same. I tried my arm, waist, & hips. Nada :-/

I sure wish I never checked!