Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Things that make you go.....

DAAAAAMMNNN I'm fat!

Sit down on the couch this morning to eat my breakfast.
*******RRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP*******

Goes my pants.

Any fellow fatties will understand. All my pants, and especially jeans get so worn down in the inside thigh (I can't believe it's never started a fire in there!) so quickly.
I mean, within two weeks of owning them, I've got a solid worn down patch, and possible hole. So this pair finally gave up on trying to hold in my chunk.

Had to search the house for some jeans that fit. No dice.
I had to settle for some that are too tight, too high, and too short.

Hey, at least I am wearing pants though. I take what I can get.

3 refreshing comments:

Melissa Vegas said...

Not that its fun. But your little story made me giggle.

Ripped pants are just funny.

Would have been much better if they'd ripped right up the butt crack! Those are the best!

MackAttack said...

Oh gosh! Thank goodness you were at home and not at work! I keep a skirt at work just in case of any wardrobe malfunctions!

Anonymous said...

At least your beautiful beaded gown didn't EXPLODE in the middle of your daughter's wedding!!

(it WAS kinda funny though)

mom