Tuesday, June 30, 2009

What, you built that overnight?!

Neighbor's dog came over to our yard this morning, and my doggies went berserk. I went outside to wrangle them back in, and as I came down the deck stairs I had crazy flies around my head and I was annoyed and swatting them away. Then, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH! WTF!?
Stupid flies weren't flies. They were wasps. And I look over, and there is a hugenormous new nest right under the railing of my deck stairs. Lovely! It's like the size of a soccer ball. And it just magically appeared there. And... the tenants were ANGRY, so they unleashed the buzzing fury!


Lucky for me, we have a second set of stairs so I made it back in safely! I only got 3 or 4 stings. So, all is fine. But I am going to spray the shit out of that thing tonight!

Well, lucky for you, I have nothing else to update about.

3 refreshing comments:

Melissa Vegas said...

OUCH!!! I don't like anything that stings. I can't understand how you're ok with "only" getting stung 3 or 4 times. I'm not okay with a single sting. No way!!!

Chai Latté said...

Heh, because there were HUNDREDS of bees! It could have been remarkably worse!

Besides, bee stings really don't hurt that bad. Not any worse than a paper cut or something!

MackAttack said...

OMG! I was attacked by an entire wasps nest when I was a kid, I still have scars. I'm so impressed you got away with 3 or 4!