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Blue Bowels.

Similar to Blue Balls, but pertaining to poop.
You're convinced you gotta deuce. Oh, SO BAD. You go to the potty station, and all you get is a "poooof" Nothing. No dice. You leave the bathroom with a bad case of blue bowels.

Use it, it'll catch on.

My tummy has been angry for a couple weeks now. Not like nausea, like poops.

There is obviously something I have been eating that is upsetting it.
I thought, that maybe it was my new favorite - the low carb bread. It is intensely high in fiber. But fiber has never really caused any problems for me.

Since I am eating mainly induction foods, that means none of that bread. So, I'll see if it is the problem. I dunno. It's really not nice. I'm all gas-bubbly on the inside, and pooping twice a day.

I know you all love to hear about this :-)

In other news... I am SO freakin' glad that it is FRIDAY. This was a long week, and I am over it!

Happy Friday, peeps!

Oh what a relief it is :) Sometimes you just can't go wrong with a crappy question.
As with Chai, my defecation duties(read doodies) aren't on a clockwork schedule. Depending upon how much coffee, and/or cheese I've consumed affects the different rate at which I drop a floater. Which in case you forgot, means I've got healthy poops. :) On average It's every other day or so. I kinda wish I had to pinch a loaf right now.

Hahah Thank you, Melissa, for this question! :-)

I'm not too sure how often I drop a deuce, I never really paid much attention.. but I would say, normally I probably turd once every other day. If I drink a hot coffee, though, I poop IMMEDIATELY.

Eating low carb has changed my log patterns for sure though. When I was eating "normal" (normal for me = BAD), I definitely pooped every day, sometimes multiple times a day. I assume, just from the sheer volume of food I would consume.

These days, it seems I make very little waste. I guess that is the proof of a very efficient machine!


Fatty... please share your nugget stories. :-)