Thursday, August 27, 2009

I just created a new slang for you.

Blue Bowels.

Similar to Blue Balls, but pertaining to poop.
You're convinced you gotta deuce. Oh, SO BAD. You go to the potty station, and all you get is a "poooof" Nothing. No dice. You leave the bathroom with a bad case of blue bowels.

Use it, it'll catch on.

4 refreshing comments:

Fatty McFat-Fat said...

How the hell did I not think of this first?!?!?!

MackAttack said...

Well Well Well said!

Melissa Vegas said...

I love it.

LOVE.IT.

laura said...

a-ma-zing.

i love expanding my vocabulary!